Kim Kardashian's wedding plans. Throw scones if you will, but I didn't really care about the most recent Royal Wedding between Kate Middleton and Prince William. Oh, it was lovely and all, but not my cup of tea, so to speak. The upcoming nuptials between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, however, well, the whole thing is just intoxicating. It will be a downright royal wedding right here in the U.S.A. Because if the Kardashians aren't American royalty, then really, who is?