Celebrities Married Non-Celebrities

Celebrities married non-celebrities. As we've said before, being a celebrity means you can get with whoever you want. People just wanna get up in your famous junk. Even though these people could get with whoever they want, they decided that non-famous people were better than famous people. Kudos to them! And kudos to the regular people for showing us that dreams can come true.
Matt Damon and Luciana Barroso
The ladies generally love Matt Damon. He was super awesome in Good Will Hunting and the Bourne Trilogy, and managed to be awkwardly hilarious in the Ocean's Trilogy. With credentials like that, he is the star conducter on the Honey Express bound for Pussyville. Those are his words, not ours. Instead of gettin' down with a celebrity babe, he decided to marry Luciano Barroso. She's hot!
Julia Roberts and Daniel Moder
Julia Roberts made $25 million for Mona Lisa Smile. It probably made her husband, cameraman Daniel Moder happy. Roberts met the dude when she was filiming The Mexican. He was married, but somehow found the courage to ruin his marriage to do it with Julia Roberts. Previously, Julia Roberts was married to Lyle Lovett, so we already know that she'll marry pretty much anybody.
Samuel L. Jackson and Letanya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson is comically bad-ass. What we mean is, he's funny in a lot of his movies, and he's bad ass in some of his movies, and he's BOTH in all of his movies. He married his wife in 1980 and never looked back. What a guy.
Mel Gibson and Robyn Moore
Mel Gibson is one of the world's most famous people. After making tons of movies and making lots of dollars for it, one would assume he would pick out the hottest chick available. BUT WAIT--he was married in 1980 to a woman that lived in his apartment complex.
John C. Reilly and Allison Dickey
Most celebrities are really good looking people. But there are also unattractive celebrities because even ugly people need to be in movies! John C. Reilly is one of those people. He isn't attractive, but he's an awesome actor and you would definitely want to drink beer and watch sports with him. But as fame has taught us, looks don't really matter when it comes to getting action (see Lyle Lovett). He met her on the set of Casualties of War.
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline
Today, Kevin Federline is a household name equated with being the worst person of all time. Before she made him famous, K-Fed, as he is unaffectionately called, was a back-up dancer, amateur (very amateur) rapper, and all-around grade A douche-nozzle. At first, everyone was like "What is Britney thinking? He is clearly white-trash!" But at the time, Britney Spears was UN-clearly white trash until her marriage made her clearly white trash. Kevin Federline is horrible.
Renee Russo and Dan Gilroy
What is there to say about Renee Russo other than that she's an older lady that you would totally love to bone? But she's married to Dan Gilroy, a screen-writer who has written generally forgettable movies..
Robert De Niro and Grace Hightower
No need to describe Robert De Niro. The guy's a legend. His wife, Grace Hightower, is not a legend. She's a former flight attendant. They've been married since 1997.
Jeff Bridges and Susan Geston
Jeff Bridges is the man. You may remember him from such awesome movies as Fearless, The Contender, and The Big Lebowski. He met his un-famous wife Susan Geston on the set of Rancho Deluxe in 1975. She worked as a maid.
Ron Howard and Cheryl Howard
Ron Howard, all-American dude, married Cheryl Howard in 1975. She was his high school sweetheart.
Jerry Seinfeld and Jessica Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld met Jessica Sklar during the height of popularity of Seinfeld. Unfortunately, she was scheduled to marry another dude! She married that guy, and after returning home from their honeymoon, she started banging Jerry. Not surprisingly, her husband was pretty annoyed, so he divorced her. They were married on Christmas Day, 1999.